Hygiene - The Latest Burden A White Man Has To Bear?

Seeking to paint food giants like McDonald’s, Nestle, and others as noble corporations striving to bring healthy and modern conveniences to Indians, even in the face of insurmountable obstacles, is jarring.

Remember the “White Man’s Burden” – the phrase that grew out of Rudyard Kipling’s nineteenth-century poem of the same name, and which exhorted the white man to take on the “burden” of colonizing and serving their “captives’ need”? This was but a natural duty befalling the white man because in the words of the Scottish philosopher David Hume, “negroes” and “all other species of men … to be naturally inferior to the whites.”

Well, times have changed. It is now no longer politically palatable to be using such phrases. What has however stayed invariant is the assumption of the west’s superiority over the unwashed, unlettered heathens. Hygiene is the latest burden the western man has to bear.

This time also, he is supported in this onerous duty by capable, load-bearing enlightened eminences from the local lands.  Earlier it fell upon the noble Gardiner Harris to bear this burden, and his encyclical to the Hindoo natives of India, among whom he deigned to reside and grace with his eminence for a brief period of time, warned them of the futility of wearing “thick black eyeliner to ward off the evil eye” as long as they continued to adhere to the barbaric practices prescribed in their “ancient Hindu texts“, in a manner of speaking (never mind the ignoramuses who argued to the contrary – Vamsee Juluri and yours truly being just two of them). The obvious inferiority of the natives of India is compounded by the false religion a majority of its denizens follow.

The latest installment of the unbearable load of this burden cries out to us in the form of the Reuters piece, front-paged in the business daily Mint on the 22nd of June, 2015 – Global brands like McDonald’s stretched by India’s food safety record. Penned by Nivedita Bhattacharjee and Aditya Kalra, it seeks to paint food giants like McDonald’s, Nestle, and others as noble corporations striving to bring healthy and modern conveniences to the natives, even in the face of insurmountable obstacles.

Like?

Like the “200 workers” at McDonald’s plant outside Mumbai, who “walk through air dryers and disinfectant pools, then get to work making the day’s 25,000 patties from chicken”. This is in addition to the “100 checks” it carries out – all to “safeguard its multi-billion dollar brand.”

Why? Why as in why does it need to go through those extra steps? After all, what’s good for the world ought to be more than good for India.

Because it operates in India, a country “with one of the world’s worst food safety records”, where it has to work with “small, often illiterate, farmers” – nay! not work, but “educate” these uneducated savages. The unending woe that is McDonald’s existence in India can be gauged, but never truly understood, till you also read that these farmers use “night soil”, or human faeces, for composting”! This burden of “educating” Indians means that till “about seven years ago” McDonald’s had to “import its french fries.” The Indians didn’t know how to even fry fries. The subtle irony of a nation of peasants being unaware of what it took to fry a fry would not be lost on many.

And yet the ingrates that are Indians have the temerity to question the safety standards of the manna made by these benevolent benefactors! McDonald’s, Nestle, Wal-Mart, all have suffered for no other fault than a humble desire to uplift these natives from their hellish existence.

The article would have been not out-of-place in a company’s press-release or in a paid advertisement. The portrayal of these giant multi-nationals as benevolent, caring, and flowing with the milk of human kindness would not have jarred there. On the front-page of a respected business newspaper, it sacrifices any pretence of balance and objectivity. Why – one can only wonder. Most charitable explanation would be that it is a case of rank incompetence.

Meanwhile, since we are talking about hygiene, the challenges of maintaining it (especially in a third-world country such as India where feces can be an issue), and the lack of a functioning regulatory and supervisory infrastructure, why don’t we take a closer look at the issue?

1. “several employees at the same McDonald’s restaurant independently provided details about a cockroach infestation in the milk-shake machine” (a McDonald’s restaurant in Colorado Springs, USA.)

2. “one kitchen worker never washed his hands at work after doing engine repairs on his car” (was an Arby’s worker, in the US)

3. “armies of mice that urinated and defecated on hamburger rolls left out to thaw in the kitchen every night.” (this would be McDonald’s restaurant in Colorado Springs, USA.)

4. “food tainted with Salmonella causes about 1.4 million illnesses and 500 deaths. Moreover, high levels of Salmonella in ground beef indicate high levels of fecal contamination.” (the figures are for the United States)

5. At some slaughterhouses, government inspectors concluded that “the meat produced … “had never been filthier.”” (these were federal inspectors at the Monfort beef plant, in Greeley, Colorado)

6. At “slaughterhouses, visibly diseased animals — cattle infected with measles and tapeworms, covered with -abscesses — were being slaughtered.” (these slaughterhouses were in the United States)

(7) “Poorly trained company inspectors were allowing the shipment of beef contaminated with fecal material, hair, insects, metal shavings, urine, and vomit.” (again, the United States)

(8) “78.6 per-cent of the ground beef contained microbes that are spread primarily by fecal material.” (these figures are based on a 1996 study published by the USDA (for slaughterhouses in the US)

(9) And of course, McDonald’s has a brand to worry about. It distributed “thousands of leaflets among tourists in the camp’s parking lot.” (these leaflets said, “Welcome to Dachau, and welcome to McDonald’s.” The tourists were at the Dachau concentration camp, which was – to refresh your memory – a Nazi concentration camp, and where 32000 prisoners were killed) Of course, McDonald’s worries about its brand, and one wonders, Reuters even more than McDonald’s.

These nine statements above have been excerpted from Eric Schlosser’s acclaimed book, “Fast Food Nation: What The All-American Meal is Doing to the World.”

Disclaimer: views expressed are personal.